Like 99.9% of the population, I'm currently searching for a Nintendo Wii. (Okay, maybe the percentage isn't that high, but, it sometimes feels like it.)

Not since my mother's fought in 1984's Cabbage Patch Conflict has their been a consumer war this hard to win. And, this time, it's personal.

I have no issues with making small children cry on Christmas when they find there is no Wii under their tree, just as long as my 33-year-old man-child is happy with his present. And, I'm willing to do what it takes.

I'm currently signed up for WiiAlerts.com & they send me an alert to my e-mail and cell phone any time another happy box is available. It's really an awesome tool for anyone else searching for a Wii. I highly recommend it.

I'll let you know how it turns out!

If you haven't seen the show Flight of the Conchords on HBO, you need to jump on the happy train. It's the best show EVER. They are a little like Tenacious D, but much much funnier. And, they look hot in bunny costumes. Seriously, check it out!

It's on Sundays at 10:30 ET, but you can catch it again throughout the week or on HBO on Demand.

I realize my videos have been very animal-centric lately, so I'm mixing it up! This video is the perfect transition: Half man, half animal, they are chin monkeys!!!

I have to give it to Starburts for not being afraid to be weird. ;-)

 

Whoever made this is a genius! Good times. ;)

The evolution of dance!!! Turn off your brain and enjoy...

This little girl is so cute!

 

 

 

 

 

Here's the original Black Eyed Peas video for the song "My Humps," followed by the Alanis Morissette parody. Who has finer humps? You be the judge. ;)

 

 Here's a funny skit from last Saturday with Shia LaBeouf and Andy Samberg. (I love him.)

Here's a great SNL digital short starring Drew Barrymore. These really are the best part of Saturday Night Live these days. Sooooooo funny...

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...Otters holding hands!!!!! You definitely want to watch all the way to the end on this one. Trust me. ;)

Here's a hilarious short film featuring Will Ferrell. I love him so much. I don't care if he only plays one character. That one character is totally rad.

Plus, who doesn't love watching a toddler curse? I mean, that's entertainment.

This is hilarious. I've never actually seen it on TV. Maybe they save the racier ads for online. It's definitely cheaper since people will pass it around for free! ;)

 "Girls Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis is facing new criminal charges after trying to bribe a jail guard.

The boob was exposed to prison after he was brought in on tax evasion charges.

While in the clink, he offered a guard money for a bottle of water so he could take some sleeping pills. (Bribing a guard is against the law, as is having pills in prison.)

The guard refused the water request, but he did pull up his shirt and shimmy for the camera.

Hilarious! ;)

 

More funny cats!!! Admit it, you laughed at the last lame cat video I posted and you will laugh at this one too, damnit! ;)

 

Keith Richard's says he was only joking when he claimed to have snorted the ashes of his dead father crushed up with cocaine.

He made the comment during an interview with NME, A British Music Magazine.

You have to have lived quite a life to come up with a "joke" like that. Someone needs to get him a book of knock knock jokes pronto.

A video is circulating of Alanis Morissette's version of "My Humps." It is hilarious.

Here is a picture from the video. To see the full version, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

But, come back because I miss you when you're gone!

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It's the end of the week, so relax your brain and watch...a monkey do karate!!!!

Hehe.

Researchers in Peru spotted a rare long-whiskered owlet and snapped this adorable picture.

I'm not a bird person, but owlets are the bomb. I want to keep one in my pocket and have it protect my tiny castle.

Funny Cats! I know it's kind of cheesy, but there's nothing like a good cat video to cheer up your Wednesday. Ignore the laugh track and ENJOY!

A zoo in Thailand is showing adult movies to a giant panda, hoping that it will encourage him to mate with his mate.

Alas, the panda is having no reaction to the videos. Instead of asking his panda lady for panda action, he reportedly commented "Get me a beer and be quiet. Can't you see I'm watching TV?" ;)

If you only know Sacha Baron Cohen from the movie Borat, you have to check this out. It's a clip from his hilarious TV show. The man is a genius. ;)

Welcome to my blog!

Ahhhh, where to begin. Let's start with a little bit about me. I don't want to go into too much detail, but I will share some pics of my family.

Here's my brother:

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Sister:

 

 

 

 

 

And, My Dad:

 

 

 

 

Hehe. I have to stay a little mysterious. How else will I keep you coming back for more? ;)

And, since it's Friday night, it's time for me to grab a couple beers, so if you see me tomorrow, I'll look like this:

 

 

 

 

Just kidding! (No actual eyes were used, in order to protect the innocent.)

Talk to you later!

JaneTheGreat